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Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Punch-Drunk Lawyers

It is hard to believe that this is real, but then again, it did take place (allegedly) in Montana.

Giving due deference to the differences among us, the American people, and acknowledging the overbreadth of the public's general opinion of those in my profession, I am nonetheless speechless:

MONTANA FOURTH JUDICIAL DISTRICT COURT, MINERAL COUNTY

STATE OF MONTANA V. JESSE MAUHER

MOTION FOR FIST FIGHT

"COMES NOW counsel for the Defendant through his and respectfully requests this Court to Order a fist fight between Shaun Donovan and John Conner on one side and Kirk Krutila and Bill Buzzell on the other side..."

Note, please, that the moving party's counsel (and author of the Motion), Kirk Krutila, is proposing that the fist fight include himself and the prosecutor, Shaun Donovan.

Why not just a shootout from 100 pace?

(H/T Orin Kerr).


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