Thursday, August 25, 2005

Scaling the Pinnacle of Lunacy

How is your cell phone coverage?

If you say 100% perfect, you're lying, no matter who your provider is. And one of the reasons that is the case is that, in most urban and suburban areas, there are pockets of opposition to cell phone towers that make the behavior of the Gaza settlers look positively stellar.

As a legal practitioner of wireless telecommunications permitting, I have been exposed to outright hatred, and bilious, vile insults. I have been called a murderer, a liar, a polluter -- and I'm "just the messenger" (actually, I think the term is " mouthpiece")!

Strident opponents of cell towers come in a variety of stripes and colors -- many just do not want to look at an "ugly tower," although they say so without regard for whether or not they'll actually see the damn thing (from their homes, at least).

But there is this special brand of zealot who opposes wireless telecommunications technology because of the fear that microwave radiation is a health risk.

Of course, the health risk of radio frequency emissions has been a topic of such a vast amount of research over such a long period of time that there's really no reasonable argument that "the jury is still out." In fact, the exposure risk has been so conclusively proven to be miniscule that Congress saw fit to exclude health and environmental harm as a basis on which local governments could deny a permit.

But that doesn't stop people from fearing the unknown.

Yes, I thought I had pretty much heard everything. But I was wrong.

You see, according to these kooks, "Many people believe that once a tower is set up for cell phones, other instruments are being added that are being used, or will be used, for electronic mind control. "

Electronic mind control. Yep.

In case you're a circumspect type that wishes to give the benefit of the doubt on the first pass, let's look at the source reference that is offered to support this outlandish claim:

"The fact that viglante stalking and electronic harassment has become common, and is NOT prosecuted by the justice system of any country, means that constitutional rule of law is DEAD. When citizens can be targeted for years and DECADES without law enforcement acting to stop the crimes, you have no rule of law, you have the rule of the jungle."

"Daily, unexplainable harassment. Break-ins at home, work, and car. Thefts and sabotage just below a cost where police will act. Vicious, well organized rumour campaigns. Destruction of reputation, career, and relationships. Unusual medical symptoms for which doctors find no cause. Well organized, very cleverly engineered 24/7 harassment by vigilante-style stalking gangs, activities of which are ignored and denied by all levels of government. These vigilante gangs are NETWORKED and moving to a different city does NOT stop the harassment.
Electronically induced sleep deprivation and PAIN.

This web site is about one type of the ongoing (and vigorously denied)
government ignored or backed crimes. This crime can be called "gang stalking" or "vigilante gang stalking" and is sometimes accompanied by invasive, through-the-wall, zero trace evidence "electronic harassment."

Wow. What are the government-backed crimes, you might want to examine?

"The deliberate engineering of the 9/11 terrorist attacks by the U.S. government, clear from the obvious use of internal demolition charges in the two World Trade Center main towers and a third not hit by an aircraft or even heavy sections of the main towers. "

OK, we can stop here. No need to continue, you get the point, right?

The marvel is that this lunacy is the cornerstone for the sale of a special "product" from Metatech called the "Tower Buster." What is this miraculous device that will save mankind from "them"?

"The Tower Buster is a 3oz paper cup, like the ones for bathroom dispensers, filled with a half/half mix of resin and metal particles into which I insert a single, funky quartz crystal. Like the Ugly Duckling, these lonely crystals are dear to me because they demonstrate that our devices work extremely well with an absolute minimum of attention to quality and refinement."

I am not making this stuff up, folks. You might refer to it as the high-tech equivalent of the tin hat.

So friends, remember when you lose a call on I95 that, as annoying as it may be to have to redial, it may be that these people are engaged in a more important mission -- protecting you from the onset of world martial law -- and this minor inconvenience is a small price to pay for freedom from tyranny.

Other secret information you should know about that metatech is protecting you from:

The Mars Records, "Clearing sessions with a biofeedback meter where a man regained hidden memories of military service on Mars, Time Travel, Killing with Remote Viewing, Mind Control, and Military and Alien abductions. "

There's also "Reptilians Steal Babies" and "Do you Have Alien Implants in Your Ears?"

Metatech isn't all about useless ranting drivel, however. They have provided us all with the answer to the age old problem of dealing with the stress of relationship difficulties:

"Relationship Troubles may be Caused by Commands Inserted into the Brain during Alien or Military Abduction ."

I'm going to try that one out the next time I get in at 2:30 am.

And then I'm going to grab a blanket and pillow, and head to the couch with my new tin hat.

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