Wave Maker: The Deaf Accountant

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Thursday, May 26, 2005

The Deaf Accountant

A mob kingpin discovers that his deaf accountant has embezzled ten million dollars in bookmaking profits, and, accoompanied by his attorney, who knows sign language, confronts the accountant:

The kingpin asks the accountant, "Where is the 10 million bucks you embezzled from me?" The attorney, using sign language, asks the accountant where the 10 million dollars is hidden.

The accountant signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about." The attorney tells the kingpin, "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."

The kingpin pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the accountant's temple, and says: "Ask him again!"

The attorney signs to the underling:"He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him!"The accountant signs back: "The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzio's backyard in Queens!"

The kingpin asks the attorney: "What'd he say?"

The attorney replies,"He says you don't have the guts to pull the trigger."

Ba-da-bing.

Posted by: Wave Maker / 11:15 AM/ |